How does Hoodturkey celebrate Easter you ask?

(go ahead, ask)

A: By having so much fun!!!

We start the day with brunch, which included donuts made into bread-pudding and then made into French Toast.

Q: Can. You. Comprehend. It?

A: NO!

Now that our bellies are full, “We Want Rabbits!”

Q: Do we go with your average mall variety humanoid or the real kind?

A: We Go With Both! To the Humane Society!

Fake rabbit with free chocolate (and cute dog)

Real Rabbits with Free Cuteness

They sell these toys at the society, they are to teach your dog about geography? :

My Friend D got a cat, I wanted him to put it on his head. He said that they would not let him adopt the cat if he did that. While I see the logic in that, may I present exhibit A!!!

What’s with the mixed messages OHS? No (cats on head) means No (cats on head)!

Moral ambiguity* aside, the Oregon Humane Society is awesome if you like cute furry things! It’s clean, well-run, and full of helpful people and good vibes, you should go pet something.

*not really